- Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
- Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
- Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
- Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
- Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
- Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
- Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
- Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
- Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
- Tony Stark: Damn.
- Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
Happy:
Mad:
Sad:
Confused:
Scared:
Awkward:
Surprised:
“Oh Shit” Moment
The “Oh my God, I can’t believe this actually worked” Moment
The “I just got what I wanted” Moment
The “I see something sexy” Moment
The “I’m sexy and I know it” Moment
and finally: The “I feel like a Disney Princess” Moment
Nope.
“Thor, let me go.”
“I REFUSE TO RELINQUISH THIS BROTHERLY EMBRACE UNTIL YOU LEARN TO LOVE THESE TINY PEOPLE OF MIDGARD AS I HAVE.”
“Seriously Thor, let me go!”
“BUT THEY HAVE COFFEE BROTHER. COFFEE AND POPTARTS!”
“Thor I don’t understand how that-“
“COFFEE AND POPTARTS, BROTHER!”
it’s the syndrome
Irene Adler. Professionally known as “The Woman”. - Professionally? - There are many names for what she does. She prefers “dominatrix”
